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Melbourne Buyer's Advocates
Important Note to SEO and SEM Providers

So, let's make this clear.  We have taken our time to put this information together so you do not waste your time, and ours.  We kindly ask all SEO/SEM telemarketers out there to read this before you spam us with emails or calls.  If you cannot respect our time and our wish, tell me why we should respect you.

Ed is our man behind this Melbourne buyer agency website.  He is a rookie in his job.  Freshly graduated 20 years ago from university in a totally unrelated field, he is definitely doing his best in this job. 

Ed is great!  And the hundreds of SEO searching engine optimiser spammers and scammers in the SEO market loved him. 
So, if you plan to sell your SEO services to help us achieve top ranking amongst real estate buyers advocates and buyers agents websites, get in touch with Ed our Editor, at

Oh, please excuse Ed, if he do not recall you or if he did not receive your email.  It only shows you are one of the many who only provide standard templated textbook SEO proposals.  You need to up your game.  If you are not at least bilingual, or if you do not have any good, outstanding SEO / SEM proposals, you will not get Ed's attention.  In fact, your email might not even reach him.  We uses spam filters to filter templated SEO/SEO spams.  He receives well over 10 SEO proposals EVERYDAY.  So, you can trust that he knows what Search Engine Optimisations are, what ranking #1 in Google means.  So, cut the marketing, show us some real juicy stuffs.

If you are still keen to get in touch, here is what you should do, to sell your services to help us get to the Number One Buyers Advocates in Melbourne.  This is our note to all SEO / SEM providers

Ed knows all the textbook stuffs about what so-called SEO experts do to get to number one.  Therefore, we have to be honest with you.  If you cannot tell us something unique about our buyers advocates website, give us 3 actionable, specific S.M.A.R.T. tasks about what and how we can improve our website, you should save your time and effort.  You would not be able to get our audience's attention.  Also, tell us what you can do to help us rank this page in Page 1 of Google.  Tell us the key words we should use, and how and where and when to use them.  Be different.  Get our attention.  Get in touch with Ed.  He is a nice guy.  Be nice to him.

Note: ALL SEO wannabes must send your requests, proposals and resume to Ed. Note the requirements.

If you have trouble finding this paragraph in our website, or you have problems understanding this simple instruction, or spam us through any other ways, we are sorry, but he (and we) will have no confidence that you give us what we want.  We will not be interested in your services. Don't miss this detail.

Remember, our Bossman is a busy man, he will not appreciate any SEO proposals without Ed's recommendations. 

And, whatever you do, SEO/SEM providers, DO NOT CALL HIM.  Be Smart.  I can assure you, he will not be very polite with spammers.

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Criteria for Top Melbourne Buyer's Agent SEO Submission

Remember, Ed is the man when it comes to helping us rank number 1 in the Melbourne Buyer's Agent list.

He has received hundreds of SEO spam since we started this site.  So, it will bore him if your proposal sounds like one of the thousands of proposals he's received.   And you know what happens to boring proposals.


So, if you are really honestly keen to help us get to the number 1 spot when people search for Buyers Agents or Buyers Advocates, please make sure your submissions meet ALL these criteria:

  1. Only email to Ed. Search for his email address.

  2. Title your submission "Top Melbourne Buyers Advocate. Find out how we can help you." 

  3. Contain at least 10 new keywords.  Explain how you derive them and why you believe they are relevant.

  4. Detail what you would do and how you will help us rank as best Melbourne buyers agents in page 1.  These details will show how well you understand SEO and how confident you are with your recommendations.  More importantly, it shows you have done your homework, and will not waste our time.  Vague recommendations will NOT be reviewed.  Irrelevant recommendations will NOT be reviewed.

  5. Include detailed project proposals, project plan, and project costs.

  6. Proposal MUST include Money Back Guarantee or Pay on Success payment plans.  Payment terms must at least be 180 days.  If you are confident your recommendations will work for us, you shouldn't fear you will not be paid.

  7. Just like everyone, we use SPAM filters.  If your proposals cannot get past the spam filters, you're out.  If your own proposals cannot bypass our filters, how can we be confident that you know what you are doing?  If you cannot manage your emails well, how would you manage our emails well?  We will question the effectiveness of your proposals.  If your very own email will not reach us, you won't be able to help us reach our intended customers.

  8. Include your business office address, contact number, your business registration number, background of your business, list of your clients, list of your best and worst client websites.  Name, and experience of your consultant working on our project.  Also include your website and the keywords you have used for your ranking.  If your keywords does not make sense, you're out.   If your very own business does not rank #1, you're out.  If your own website is crap, you're out.  If you cannot manage your own website, how can we have the confidence that you will manage our website properly?

  9. Emails from any free public email domains such as,,,, etc, will be deleted.  

  10. Lastly, give us 3 actionable tasks to rank this page #1.  Tell us the key words, why you have chosen them, where to use them, how to use them.  If it makes sense, we will get back to you.

  11. Do not call us.  We will call you if we think you know your stuff.

  12. Email is your only option. Do not spam us in any other ways.  You will be reported, blacklisted and blocked, just like the thousand other spammers/scammers.

  13. If we don't sound nice, we aren't.  We receive hundreds of calls every months, and you can rest assured we will do not deserve our respect, if you do not respect this requirement.

  14. Thank you.

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